Classy

Recent conversation with Kris.

me: i luv u
Kris: not as much as i love you!!!
me: no WAY!
Kris: yep
i love you so much...
i would pop my eyeballs out
if i had to
and drop earwigs in my ears
me: im totally laughing
Kris: i'd snort tabasco sauce
and chew on aluminum foil
me: LOL
i would eat poop
Kris: ewe

And that folks, that is where the converstaion died. Did I win?

P.S. For those of my friends who have in the past, referred to me as "classy" I apologize for letting you down :)