Sunday, June 27, 2010

Marital Business Negotiations

Kris wasn't guilty of anything heinous yesterday, just a culmination of annoying events that led to me wanting to commit violent acts against him. Let's call it pregnancy-induced hormonal rage.

Needless to say, I wasn't in the mood to go to his little work client bbq last night. The solution? A business negotiation. I told him I would go for $50. He thought that was outrageous but seriously, I reminded him of my HP salary and how for a full night of exchanging pleasantries with random people he was actually getting a STEAL.

I am now $50 richer.

The end.

P.S. Turns out that we had some of the most amazing food I have ever tasted in my life. The family is from Afghanistan and it was unbelievably good. I'll probably reimburse him a little just for that. :) Business is business.


Kali said...

hahahahah. that is freaking hilarious. I am impressed with your negotiation skills! Kris DID get a steal btw. :)

Tara said...

BWWAHHHHAAAAHHAAA!!! I will have to keep that in mind for his summer work party where I ahve to kiss hiney all day and hate it! $$$$!!!